[Fwd: Little Old Lady]

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Date: Fri, 29 May 1998 11:44:55 +0100
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Subject: Little Old Lady
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 A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag
of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the
bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After
much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the
president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president
then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied,
"$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash,
so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised  you're carrying so much cash
around.  Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make
bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old
woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are
square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can
never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you
like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that
my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but
since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow at 10:00am as a witness?" "Sure!"  replied the confident

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a
long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to
side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure
that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would
win the bet.  The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old
lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again
and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The
president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and
then asked if she could feel them."Well, Okay," said the president,
"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head
against the wall.  The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's
the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except that I bet
him $100,000 that at 10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's
president's balls in my hand.