[Fwd: the frog]
David V. Rogers
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From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Dick Rucker)
Subject: the frog
>Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1998 09:35:19 -0500
>Falls Church, VA
>A story that needs to be toad.
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
>the second tee when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
>thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
>"Ribbit, 9 Iron"
>The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
>"Ribbit, 9 Iron."
>He looks down at the frog in disbelief, and decides to prove the frog
>wrong. Putting the other club away, he grabs his 9 iron. Boom! He
>hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog,
>"Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
>The frog reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog."
>The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you
>think froggy?" the man asks.
>Ribbit, 3 wood."
>The guy takes out his 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
>befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
>had played the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
>"OK where to next?"
>The frog reply, "Ribbit, Las Vegas."
>They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now that?"
>The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette."
>Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I
>The frog replies, "Ribbit, $3000, black 6."
>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the
>man figures what the heck.
>Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes
>his winnings and buys the best room in the Casino. He sits the frog
>down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won all
>this money for me and I am forever grateful."
>The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
>He figures why not, since after all the frog had done for him he
>deserved it. He kisses the frog. Boom! The frog turns into a gorgeous
>"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
Richard A. "Dick" Rucker
City of Fairfax, VA